While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.
Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.
Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s painfully obvious it’s a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
Fuck it, fine, and it’s all the same, living with Louie Dog’s the only way to stay sane.
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
You’ve never had angry sex?
No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.
Lucky
I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.
Only in the best of times.
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
Ah yeah, fair observation
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!
They definitely hit horny as well.
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
No, we need to go further, we must turn the graph into a torus for ultimate alignment across all possibilities!
spoiler
(I have no fucking idea what im saying)
So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!
Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.
Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉
This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.
I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3
I can’t believe they’re quitting! I refuse to believe it.
Where would we put the FX?
“I focus on the pain…the only thing that’s real” super horny.
“I wanna fuck you like an animal” -real sadboy hours
“Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I’m going to come all over you”
The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands.
You’re twisting my melon man.
Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking
the NIN position , is not making any sense
Yeah I noticed that and thought WTF?
OMG. I’m not the only who hasn’t forgotten about Eels.
Still on rotation over here
Life is hard. And so am I.
No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?
It’s the ska effect.
Sublime too!
no counting crows
They missed the saddest band
I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.
Thank you for your wisdom “straightjorkin”
It’s one problem that both angry and sad are opposed to happy, at least for me. While the opposite to horny is frigid, and in my experience, depressed.
You can be happy and angry at the same time, i.e. your girlfriend saying you have the biggest dick amongst all your friends; but its much harder to be happy and sad at the same time, that takes someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, of you.
Leaning to walk again, learning to talk again, make my way back home when I learn to fly, it’s times like these you learn to live again, it’s times like these you learn to love again. Guy just loves learning.
I’m not saying that you can’t have some specific cocktail of unfamiliar-together feelings. Who am I to say what anyone can feel? I’m saying they are conceptually opposed, but hey, happy cake day or happy angry cake day, whatever you want!
Edit: I know you are foo-fighting!
