And I’m saying it’s too late. I’m burned out. Caring for over 30 years and ending up worse than ever can do that.

Yep, and the commercials were actually things you’d only see once, with huge production values.

Really ties an onion to your belt, doesn’t it?

I never cared for it, but it felt like such an event that I’ve been to a lot of superb parties over the years. But now I barely knew it was happening.

Same goes for the Olympics. I remember watching it for hours and hours back in the day, but I didn’t even know it was happening until I heard Vance got booed.

Culture is shattering.

I’m saying I already tried.

Imagine being able to afford two specialists.

Doing something has proven useless as well.

Burger King can have a no burgers sign but McDonald’s can’t have a no frosty sign?

Yes I have already arrived at the conclusion that I’m on a planet ruled by psychotic apes and that I have no real agency beyond saying “Fuck you, I do what I want” which is to be nice because honestly it makes dealing with the apes more efficient.

And I’m saying I’ve been doing the little things and it doesn’t seem to be working

I’ve been doing it my entire life because I was raised right.

TIL holding open doors will stop technofeudalism and climate change.

Humans are very good at justifying their actions after the fact. There’s a lot of research about this, especially when our right brain does things our left brain doesn’t know about.

I know I’m getting sick when my boogers smell like peanut butter.

No idea why, but a couple days after I notice this I will have a sinus infection.

Maybe not Franklin. He’s on record as preferring older ladies.

lol, no, but thanks

I was commenting that even Disney has to deal with arbitrary paywalls

It’s paywalls all the way down

Given the demographics I’d be really surprised if we didn’t.

So is she Cadet Your Majesty or Your Majesty Cadet?

In the old days this cartoon would show the donkey trampling the snake.