Tidal forces on earth are a combination of the moon and the sun’s gravity

AFAIK we only had a ten year reunion. It was okay. I haven’t seen anyone from my high school class since then

I don’t know how much but I’m sure at least some geothermal energy is due to tidal forces on the earth.

Which would make some of it technically lunar power.

The last decade have shown me how much of our government is based on handshakes

Sitting for a midnight piss makes it a lot easier for me to get back to sleep.

To be fair, Europe is all about their summer vacations.

Something something governments should be scared of their people

There’s vast swaths of those less-insane states that are just as insane. Flyover PA, upstate NY, eastern Oregon and Washington, southern Illinois, and central California

I’d like at least a few seconds so I can relish the lack of responsibility

Space: Above & Beyond would like a word

Josh Johnson said it’s like Mamdani found the “make government work” button that nobody else wanted to press.

Can’t wait to see a pub all chanting “We’re voting for Binface!”

Also, autocorrect changed Binface to abundance so what does that tell you

My oven lets me enter the temp on a number pad but still has 5 degree increments

I’ll take the backroads in my dumb little fartbox. It will take twice as long and I’ll hear banjos the entire time but at least I’ll have fun.

Oh, and my car won’t leave without me.

Only by using a significant amount of power and water

Zorro doesn’t deserve this impugning of his good name

The only two things programmers hate more than time zones are DNS and SSL

What if it’s like how Rocky in Hail Mary Project has to watch people sleep?

What if the cat expects you to watch them?

Dude also appeared in an episode of Lexx

Don’t forget In the Army Now with Pauly Shore, buuuuhddy