He says on the holiday dedicated to the freeing of the slaves. It’s no coincidence this the one he complains about.

No, honey, I wasn’t at the strip club… I was, uh, an undercover ICE agent!

I am t-rexed!

Not all at once. That’d be exhausting

Bento box on a budget

Snow in movies is about to be awesome again

He made America great (if you’re wealthy) again.

MAG(IYW)A!

If only we could create some sort of agreement with Iran where they wouldn’t build nuclear weapons. That would solve the problem without need for violence. Only somebody actively looking to start a war would walk away from a deal like that.

Now this is something that will get bipartisan “No” votes!

He’s not a crook. And you will realize that as soon as his tax audit is over so he can release his taxes.

As somebody that doesn’t use what’s app, I’m shocked it didn’t have ads already.

Is this the general consensus of this show? I thought it was great.

Nah, it was bigger than Obama’s inauguration.

I would like to see a graph of the percentage of people earning minimum wage in every state. It seems like minimum wage is no longer a thing.

Ronny feels good about himself.

What helped me as a kid was going to church every Sunday. Just do that.

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Maybe their fur is like a sequin sweater

Which is scary as fuck to think a president will do that for the sole purpose of antagonizing the citizens of the state.

You invented technology that makes my company more efficient. After buying your company and laying off 20% of my workforce, we have increased our profits by 100%. Bonuses for all _^executives^