

Snakes have two dicks.
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.


Snakes have two dicks.


Seriously. This is not supposed to be a community to post ignorance or shit like “murder should be legal” instigating nonsense. More like “pineapple on pizza is delicious.”


At least it’s not Caillou.


TikTok is just Vine but in a time where every child has a phone capable of making their own videos, as well as AI generated bullshit. There’s some genuinely good content there, but you have to wade through an ocean of shit to find it.
But, I mean… The same could be said of YouTube, too.


A cartoon for toddlers.
“Man… I really shouldn’t have put ‘Kill God’ on here…”


I’m too twitchy for gyro aim to be better than just using the sticks. My crosshair would just be jiggling all over 😔


A friend gave me this game on the 10th, apparently the day it came out of Early Access and it has finally done what I have really wanted from one of these survival type games: Let me have an army of followers that aren’t just decorations for my base. It makes playing solo actually enjoyable because I don’t have to tweak the settings to balance combat and resource gathering around not having friends.
It having slightly less janky combat than Conan Exiles is also a big plus. Not quite Dark Souls, but it feels nice to swing a giant hammer around.
Plus you can build mobile flying bases on the Egyptian themed map 😃
Be some pretty wild nomitive determinism if that was her legal birth name.
Her real name is “Stella Stallion.” 🤣
I’ve seen a documentary about a woman who turned herself into a cat with cosmetic surgeries and she looked like absolute shit; Horsegiirl here looks like an actual furry made flesh and it’s just a mask.


“I’ve been waiting in the bathroom for over 45 minutes and an employee hasn’t shown up to wash my hands.”


I don’t remember renamon being so skinny. Is her trainer even feeding her?


TV is Facebook but you don’t get to tell the idiots on it how dumb they are.


Guinan is practically a god, like Q.


You’re probably gonna wanna go check yourself into the nearest mental health clinic. You’ll get some nice socks out of it, at the very least.
Walking is free.
“But I am in America and want to tour Europe! 😩”
Swimming is also free.


That other people exist in the world.
Only one more year until male pregnancy (Children of Men).


Temba, his sails wide.
I took prozac for a little over a year. It never did anything for my depression or to help stop smoking, but it did give me ED while on it. So if you want to still be sad but also not ever jerk off or have sex, I’d recommend it.