Spider Dragonborn Sorcerer; It’s Spider-Man but with Fireball.

Are you the average Reddit and Lemmy user? 🤔

Add therapist bugs to fix them.

“George Washington’s father didn’t hit him with the belt when he came clean about the cherry tree!”

“Yeah, well Washingon’s dad wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down!”

You don’t need guns. You just need Home Alone style traps.

“Is he sleeping?”

“Yes. And possibly shitting his pants.”

Even if you do it twice, it’s still not 100℅.

I love the crazy shit Metyr does when super close to death, but she has just as shit hitboxes as the hands she births.

I hate Midir in DS3.

She’s not hard, per se, but she is super fucking annoying. Big-ass arena, and, at least most of the time I am in the fight as a host or phantom, she spends the entire time flying from one end of the room, doing a ranged attack, and then immediately flying across the room as soon as you are in melee range. I spend nearly 10 minutes just running around trying to get in range of the asshole.

To be fair, this was in her dreams.

The Switch

No kid in my youth wanted The Switch and, now all of a sudden, they’re all the rage. 🤷‍♂️

I guess it depends which part hit you; the soft part or the thin, metal wire handle. 😬

The line I remember from the bible being attributed to “masturbation=bad” is:

“It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a prostitute than it is upon the ground.”

But that really could be interpreted as to the usefulness of reproduction or pleasure and not really a condemnation of jerking it. Like, it sure is better. But I dont have money for a prostitute so the ground will have to do 🤷‍♂️

He should at least try to feed the poor Corn Flakes then.

And other classics like “wait until your father gets home” and The Belt™.

“Did (you) Hear Laurel (or Yanni)?”

Would you rather be washed or stinky?

(obviously stinky)

Chungusaurus.

“Quick, measure the frequency of that guy’s crawling skin for the AI!”

Any of the 196 comms.