This is why I just stay home on Saint Patrick’s day. Green is my favorite color and I pretty much never wear it, but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them.

I hate being touched by people I don’t know. Holiday be damned.

I keep my Grinch ass home.

Technically correct while pissing a bunch of people off is exactly what he wants. He can (correctly) say that he was only speaking facts but it also “triggers the libs”.

So once again he’s dangling bait and everyone is taking it hook, line and sinker thus giving him exactly what he wants.

I swear if everyone just stopped paying attention to him he would shrivel up and die. These egotistical maniacs feed off of any attention and the people who hate him the most give him the most attention.

A WHOLE AVOCADO? In this economy???

I’ve never had this issue. I beat the shit outta people in my dreams all the time lol.

Now I do have this one reoccurring dream where I’m peddling s bicycle and I can’t stop not matter how hard a try… Not a fan of that one.

They do seem a bit spammy. I might just disable bot posts then.

I want a machine that works me out while I sleep. I’m talking full body ripped (to my desired levels) all while I get my sleep for the night.

Just electrically stimulate my muscles constantly while keeping me in a deep sleep for 8 hours straight please.

I wanna wake up every morning feeling like I just left the gym after a solid full body work out.

It’s referencing a game called balatro which looks like this:

The joker cards in the game are known to look a little goofy and many of the JD Vance edits look kinda like jokers.

I miss when I would wake up and check the news and nothing particularly crazy was going on. Like you would click on the TV and they are talking about a zoo that recently got a baby giraffe or something.

Seems to be no consistency year to year. I think they should just do it by height next year. Start with the shortest driver and end on Hulk (is he the tallest ton the current grid?).

Best advice I ever got was to treat job interviews as 2-way. Ask them why the position in empty. Why did the last person that had your position leave?

Not to be outright combative, but the interview should be so both the company and you can get s feel for each other.

Why is it always the voids that do this? I’ve had so many cats in my life and it’s always the voids that come inside with cobwebs on their heads.