Booooorn in the USM

Argentina

Look I have been saving up my evolution points for a square anus or a cloaca: how much is a square cloaca?

Every time someone describes her I feel like I should know Gadget but I missed the show. You just answered it for me I think I married her.

I have bad internet right now but if you say you didn’t I won’t believe you

Helllooooo

No it’s from the fridge

See this here, Beep? I knew we had something more in common besides loving comics and webcomics. Three thumbs up.

Yeah but it’s nearly all unrealized. When we say it’s not real, it’s a term of art

Use it in your writing and you’ll agree, Zagreb ebnen zloty dien.

You know that wine with the gold leaf in it? Geldbrau? I forget the name, the name isn’t important for purposes of this conversation. Well I hear tha all he lets his children drink, with the hopes that when he decides to use one as a donor he can say he got the fancy blood eh the gold flake.

So for some reason I keep trying to write out a comment about how the janitors at the schools I went to (and also the janitors I’ve met at the schools my wife teaches and has taught at), like aside from just being the coolest adults on campus they are all metalheads (if you live where I live and love music, you get into metal. It’s disrespectful to the town’s history to have any emotion towards metal less intense and/or less positive than love) and people I still think of as good role models. They knew everyone on campus by name and would use humor to defuse and deescalate conflicts (not just between students, also between staff and faculty) which are both something I’ve always wished I could do (I suck at names and I’m only moderately funny).

For some reason I don’t understand, the comments I’ve attempted involve Flaming Steve, which is the name Steve’s boyfriend gave to character Steve pretends to be when he sees homophobia. Sometimes in order to beat Crazy, you have to out-crazy Crazy. Steve got that. He’s dude I admire and look up to. He’s not a janitor though so I don’t know why I keep thinking of him while writing this comment. Maybe he has the same energy as those cool janitors we have, I am going to figure this out when I get a second for navelgazing.

don’t long for legs

Fool of a toke

Or is fool of a toque better?

Who is played by a surprisingly erotic Eudora Welty

I don’t want to get into an argument about relative perception of potentially no extant realities but like he made a claim, then he performed the claim. I think it’s a fact now dude

Yeah at least add some flaming skeletons and greater than or equal to two wolf moon shirt arooooo

What? Chocolate? I paid for tin or better.

Chile relleno. That’s the name of the dish

Legalities never stopped them before.