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Jasmine Mourningwood, and i would be a goth femboy, (so only a little change)
Hugh Jdisappointment
Tom Bots
Bukkake Bill
Mickey Mouth
Probably: Ho Lee Fuk
I’m ethnic Chinese so that makes it even better
The airline pilot?!?
You may be thinking of Bam Ding Ow.
I think they were referring to Wi To Lo.
Nooo the pilot for that was Sum Ting Wong
Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
I’d go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like… Biggus Dickus
What’s so funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
He has a wife you know.
Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
Joke Dave boss Pope 🤣 Hook hand man car door
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
“I’m as hard as a diamond” “Dont bite this diamond” “This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure”
I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
“Diamonds are forever” and “Diamonds are a woman’s best friends” are interesting catch phrases too
Is this Jack Ruby’s lemmy account?
Ugot Badtaste
If you’re watching me then you definitely do. Lol
Chode Loadington
And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
Too Many Pancakes.
Because I’m fat but flat.
Fair lmao
Rock Hardman
A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.
Jon Reremy
