Always nice to see a Beltie.

Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.

no fire alarm system was installed in the building because experts had considered it not necessary

“And was the fire station insured?”

“Not against fire. What would be the point?”

Dammit!

Rookie numbers. I got four.

Not a proper fishcake, grumble grumble.

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

If it’s a school zone you leave 10 school bus lengths.

Do you think if the electoral college was banned that criminals would give up theirs? Wake up, the only thing that stops a bad guy with an electoral college is a good guy with an electoral college!

“I have made this longer than usual because I have not had time to make it shorter.” - Blaise Pascal (Probably)

That’s just not cricket!

I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised.

I mean I have a tiny bit of respect for Beardy McNazi in the back there, not afraid to show his facist face. A tiny bit. Maybe an iota.

Mayonnaise.

It’s the modern day equivalent of a swag bag!

Look to get out of their way, move over, pull over, whatever, and try to let them past.

I like to imagine that anyone who is tailgaiting me is a bomb-defusal tech on their way to defuse a bomb at an orphanage for blind children. Then I get out of their way and wish them god speed to their vital mission! “Go save those blind orphans, you goddam hero!”

My lemmy experience is not like your lemmy experience.

What, each?

Brilliant!