A lot of this is correct, even the statements that you’re mocking.

They ARE just tools. They are only as evil as the people who use them. Unfortunately, that’s often pretty fucking evil.

Tools of propaganda, tools of death, tools of genocide, tools of the Earth’s destruction. Still just tools that could be used in positive ways, but those rarely turn a profit.

Just more evidence of the Grand Design!

Checkmate, atheists!

Definitely. I started taking karate in 11th grade and went from almost 300lbs down to 200.

I became visible at that point. People noticed me and talked to me. When I went to college, girls were pursuing ME. It was all very new and strange to me, and I definitely missed some opportunities, just because I didn’t always understand when people were flirting with me. It just wasn’t anything I had experienced before.

I’m old and fat again, but I think being fit for a while taught me how to project “thin guy energy”. Fat is not just a state of body, it’s also a state of mind.

To be fair, you may have read it, but I bet most of us didn’t.

I always start out as a mage, but end up as a stealth sniper.

probably all of the south who are somewhat educated.

That IS going out on a limb.

I have no doubt that there are ignorant assholes out there, and the reason they believe that is because racism. But I don’t think they are anywhere close to being the majority.

Most Americans were 13 or younger when 9/11 happened

And this is the most painful thing I’ve read today.

Might want to buy a new mulcher. It looks like your vegetable plants are still in one piece.

I JUST read an article about Starbuck’s bungled Gwangju promo in Korea. I’m betting that inspired this post, but if not, look it up, it’s a great example.

Does most of the US blame Saudi Arabia for the attack? I’ve never heard anyone make that claim, let alone MOST people.

Reminds me of all the posts we get from people trying to avoid a Reddit ban.

“How can I gain entry to this club that consists of people who don’t want to have anything to do with me?”

😂 I wasn’t talking about going through your post history. You’re 30% of all the posts in the communities you frequent! Reading my front page every day IS your post history. And I never claimed to have patients.

Fine, maybe I’m wrong, you actually are a nurse and the only reason I was shook was because the image of you that I built in my mind was that of a 12 year old child, since all of your other posts read that way.

If so, I’m sorry I ever doubted you.

Since she was a Democrat, they thought they could count on her to vote with the other Democrats.

Of course, every Republican voted against it, but she betrayed the people who put her in office and became the surprise vote that killed the bill.

There’s somehow something MUCH more evil about it when they pretend to NOT be evil.

But hold up. Are you just copying and posting posts from elsewhere? I cannot believe for one minute that you are a doctor or a nurse.

I’m sure you know that I often interact with your posts, and up until this point I assumed you were a very curious, naive person, but if you’re just spamming random garbage or pretending to be people you aren’t, I don’t think the nature of our relationship can stay the same.

Your patient? Come on. We’ve read your other posts, what’s the deal?

If you’re simplifying drug addiction down to “You made a choice to take that drug.” For the most part, that’s true. Aside from any non consensual dosings, which I’m sure you’d agree are the exception, 100% of addicts chose to use it that first time.

We can’t completely toss away predisposition though. There are a lot of people who have chosen to use a substance that first time, and didn’t get hooked. Others, whether through genetics or psychology, aren’t as lucky.

Imagine the scenario of a safe, recreational user. He has occasionally used X over the years, and has no addiction. He goes months without even thinking about X. He hangs out with a friend, who is a little more passionate about his hobbies. After hearing about how his trusted friend has been safely using X for years, he reluctantly decides that the DON’T DO DRUGS propaganda from school must have been exaggerating. After all, this good friend isn’t homeless and sucking dick at the bus station for X. Sadly, this friend REALLY enjoys it and tries it again more frequently than his friend, and his use escalates until he developed an addiction.

Yeah, he made a choice, but sometimes it’s based on misleading evidence, and not just looking cool.

It was so long ago, I don’t exactly remember what it looked like, but I do remember laughing at how little effort went into it.

I think I actually did once. But only because this particular employee was so unreliable that we had told her that we’d for her for calling off without a doctor’s excuse.

Sure enough, she called off, but she did bring in a doctor’s note… that just happened to look like she wrote it on the way to work.

I called the number on it later that day and I’m pretty sure she was the one that answered before hanging up on me.

But if ALL the cars auto drive, and can communicate with each other, it would probably become more efficient and faster than human traffic.