TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.
Info about wars only?
Welcome to 2016.
. . . Wait
Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation
Bowie.
And Prince. Two god aliens that kept reality sane.
He was this timeline’s Anchor Being. Now we’re doomed.
There was a chance to not go this way!
They should have a section “not the onion”
While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.
Both have a place and they both as important as the other
Reminds me of /r/animetitties from the Reddit days.
They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference
They kinda did, but it was an accident.
They could call it the nonion
“This is nonion your business!”
There should be a game that lets people guess if a news story is an Onion article or not.
They did have a look at the major news outlets and the daily show a while back so.
Since people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like “people are treating climate change seriously” or “everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic”
The onion is a whore in DNC stable just like Babylon bee is a zionist who’re pandering to “conservatives”
Why are peasants givng second chances to regime whores?
I haven’t noticed that, can you think of any examples that demonstrate your point?
If they did, and no one could tell the difference.
