So? Guns are tools designed specifically killing. What’s that got to do with the price of tea in China?

Hi it’s me your toddler

Is the cat meowing in the background of the Claire Saffitz video, or two rooms away in my own home?

Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

Especially since he’s gay

Probably. But I’ve also seen planes flying awfully low over downtown San Jose.

Can’t be posted often enough.

Same but also a little ass would be nice too

This assholes started it. You get to end it.

It’s west of Virginia.

Yes, otherwise she wouldn’t need a qualifier.

Fair enough. I certainly don’t have the schematics for any of those devices made in the 2020s.

I recall it being about a day when I worked on those exact devices. For comparison, my tiny Bluetooth earpiece can run for about six hours.

I used to be the same, but spending enough time in large cities helped me build the defenses I needed in order to tell those in need of off-fucking to do just that.

Same, that’s exactly my point.

Where would they get the extra boarding pass? Also, that’s a problem solved with electronic scanning, not with TSA checkpoints.

Having the mic on the remote always on and streaming back to the host would drain the battery in about a day.

This technology has been around for at least fifteen years.

The irony is that the app will just be a wrapper for a webview, with extra data harvesting.