For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.
Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.
If I recall correctly he’d already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn’t.
I’ve been on the internet for a long time and I’d never seen that one. You’re doing God’s work.
RIP “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” guy. He died a couple of months ago.
“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
If that’s not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don’t know what is!
He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.
This is Democracy manifest
You read the rolling R’s.
Get your hand off my penis!
Ah, I see you know your judo well
This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.
There’s a Futurama episode where they do this!
You mean Minority Report?
Thats… that’s the joke…
Well, whoosh me, then.
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really tall guy from Jack Reacher
That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.
Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)
Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.
Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I’ve ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?
The show is amazing! I highly recommend it.
I agree completely with the assessment of the movies too. The first one was a great mystery with a cool plot and action… and the second movie was hot garbage.
Well that’s exciting to hear! I’ll definitely check it out now. Thank you!
Oh, that really tall guy.
Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.
Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.
Less lethal just means more practice.
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Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.
Wasn’t this a futurerama episode?
It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002
Oh God why do I know this?
How is this a joke? It’s literally just a weak book/movie reference.
The last panel is from a comical arrest of a gentleman.
“A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.
Ah, obscure reference humor , definitely not my thing.
Considering it’s not obscure, it makes it seem like you’re trying to act pretentious about the subject of a simple comic. Not great optics for you.
Well, it is Australian.
Oh, sorry your highness. OP must be punished.
Oh.
