That’s true, I’ve died five times from cat bites already!

Batman?

And the feds say “Naughty person, don’t do it again! Now shoo!”

I’m not even sure that this qualifies as information. It’s just a list of increasingly disjointed things.

1920x1080 is kind of ok for gaming, but it’s rough for anything else.

It’s Dell, but in colour!

That being said, Dell has some great monitors.

Some are sewn shut. If you manage to open them just so the whole thing unravels at once.

That’s because you’ve never been invited to Epstein’s Island.

Wait, the word “game” isn’t in the phrase “the most dangerous gane”. What kind of trickery is this?

“And I’ve got a harpoon, and you’re wearing a bikini.”

Still not convinced it’s very popular.

Wasn’t there one where you had to jump and catch stuff?

All purpose, except for one.

Oh, right. I’d never have thought of that one.

I still think the world ought to continue laughing at trump whenever he makes a speech.

'orrible female?

I really have no idea. There are too many initialisms and they change all the time.

Zoology is much simpler than I thought.

For all we know, they could still be around. Who can tell with ninjas?

Quick! Everyone go piss in a field!

We don’t know most of the US famous people, so that’s fair.