What in the SCP is this?
You do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.
(That could be a two-in-one reference (087 & 2316), nice)
Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water
- SCP087.
A ghost who is also a dick, or three raccoons in a trenchcoat and a fog machine
This sign is not my supervisor!
Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.
Maybe I’ll just wait for the blood to drain from the elevator & use that.
Okay everyone, I’ll go check it out, and if you don’t hear from me in the next hour, just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?
DO NOT ASCEND
“They” don’t want you to ascend, don’t listen to “them”.
Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?
Ĩ̴̯’̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫’̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊
W-Who do the voices belong to?
NOT your loved ones.
DO NOT ASCEND!
Went and checked, turns out it’s roof access
The voices tho? Skinwalkers
Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill
They took my skin, Jimmy
Skinwalker fingers typed this
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If you wipe someone’s memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
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If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
People tested this out in 2009, turns out it’s Larry David on both counts
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This would fit right in in Control
“Langdon’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs.”
Stealing this for when I get around to playing Triangle Agency.
Thats my secret, no one loves me
Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
But what if I want to?
DO NOT ASCEND
What are you, American Dream?
Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).