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That works ! Drawing lines when the caster doesn’t know what to do is tight !

How fast can you pull an interesting battlemap and an interesting encounter ?

Because I had DMs making me wait while they cobbled something last minute that we couldnt avoid, meaning they could have planned it in advance with 0 chances of wasting the preps

You know they would paralyse him or charm him or anything and take the shotgun for themselves. Then torture the hobo to know how to make more shells.

Its a god with 7 dragons

I have no idea what this means

Bingo

Spoilers for an awesome movie too :)

Nooooo, really ?

You are lucky. What is silly is you not even seeing it

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

Its so good a spell they nerfed its range by 5 ft

Its funny, but also a tad pvp too much for my tastes

Players : DM this is the 4rth wyrmling you threw at us ! Im done with your game unless you stop trying to kill us !

Dm : ok, Ill stop trying.

*puts an Ancient Red Dragon’s token on the table

I have 50 reasons to play dnd and 50 not to, a girlfriend is in neither of thoses lists

I was just as sad the first 5 times I saw this as this one here.

I know it’s gonna sound weird to you, like everything probably does, but having a lot of people pushing back against you usually isn’t something that makes you look like being in the right.

Are we talking about the shit of diablo 3 and 4 or the actual decent lore and ballsy gameplay of 1 and 2 ?

Meh. Night ambushes are useless if they are not there for the story. Unless you try to kill a player and make it meaningful, what would happen ?