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Cake day: February 13th, 2025

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  • it’s slightly curved, because earth is not flat, and is constantly spinning. also there might be weather/air current concerns that would save time/fuel. this is like the first thing you learn drinking on the other side of a bar from someone who has ever interacted with the ‘actually doing things’ side of any aircraft.

    plus security concerns. lots of shady crap in california they don’t want just anyone looking at from above.













  • now it’s just molesting the corpse. there are extra holes, we don’t know what it made them with and we don’t want to. anyone nearby can smell it. the body isn’t super recognizable, and reality is fighting off raccoons, vultures, etc. for it’s claim.

    soon the splinters of bone will be ground down and made into a concrete fleshlight. reality will keep fucking it until heat death, or we do something about the situation.