Low-FODMAP turkey & sweet potato chili.

You are all beautiful, unique creatures; you enrich the world just by being you 💜

Yup! I live in Pennsylvania & I see loads of them every summer.

Disrespectful to Flounder, to be honest

This is so cute

🎶 Anon is so lonely 🎶
🎶 He’s Mr. Lonely 🎶
🎶 Wishes he had someone 🎶
🎶 To call on the phooooone 🎶

#3 tho…

I’d rather have a Cylon than Elon.

His assistant needs to lose tirty pound in one munt.

Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona

I love this

I love this haha

Ah man, to be real for a sec, I feel so sorry for anyone living in those conditions. It’s so sad.

Welp my super catholic mom squeezes her teabags until not a single drop more comes out. It’s awful. I never squeeze a teabag!

I don’t know man…I Want To Believe

Or as my husband’s Southern-ass grandma called it, the “war of northern agression” 🙄

Please don’t take this as me trying to be mean or unfeeling, but I’m curious - you’re talking about some pretty serious issues, so why are you trying to sound so childlike? E.g., “uncomf”, “wana make u happi <3”, “awfuler feels”, “big sads”. I’m interested in what you’re saying but the way you present it makes it so hard to take seriously. Is this a thing in the trans community that I just don’t get, or just your schtick, or what?

Yup. I voted for this guy and am so beyond disappointed.

So cute!!

These greedy motherfuckers… Jesus fucking christ!