This one is one of my favorites
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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klemptor@startrek.websiteto cats@lemmy.world•Your Kitty Order Has Arrived! Do You Prefer Xtra Large Or Xtra Smol? 😻😹😺🐾📦📬5·23 hours agoXtra smol plz
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What did you treat yourself to most recently?2·1 day agoMy bröther in beans, you’re gonna give yourself a hemorrhoid if you sit on the bowl too long.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What did you treat yourself to most recently?3·1 day agoA new eyeshadow palette, highlighter, and two lip products. Here’s a photo from the brand’s promotional materials because I haven’t received the shipment yet:
klemptor@startrek.websiteto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses1·2 days agoOh man I’d love to but I’m on a strict no-buy for teapots. How about we go halfsies on a gallon of tapioca?
klemptor@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•Megyn Kelly says she'd run for president to stop Ocasio-Cortez17·2 days agoPlease do go ahead and split the republican vote you fucking trash GOP sycophant.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto Science Memes@mander.xyz•I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species.English1·2 days agoIt’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong?62·2 days agoHas your university not bothered to replace the old shitty models with the newer, actually effective models? I always think the Dyson AirBlade works really well.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses3·2 days agoSorry, red foods are satanic. How about shopping for pet squirrels?
klemptor@startrek.websiteto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses6·2 days agoNah, my house already has windows. How about sushi?
klemptor@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Not promoting hate speech but what happened to all the slights/slurs/vulgarity from like the 20s and 40s. There were so many. Now it seems well I can only think of three?2·2 days agoYou just try not singing along to Cher’s Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.
'Cause I’m not planning on going solo
She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.
Very cute leopard spots vibe! You might want to consider using something like this around your edges while they’re still wet to get a cleaner line.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses6·2 days agoNo way, a psychic told me a mountain would kill me one day. Would you be interested in going for a stroll on the train tracks instead?
klemptor@startrek.websiteto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses7·2 days agoNo thanks, I’ve given clothes up for Lent. How about shopping for spare tires instead?
Way ahead of ya friend.
I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I’ve never had water that tastes so good.
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