He yearned for the mines.

Always looked like dollar-store harvest moon to me. I’d give it a go now that I’ve got some free time.

“Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more

Fetterman had skipped 25 out of 26 hearings or business meetings by the Senate Commerce Committee thus far in 2025 — and only attended his first one after the New York Magazine piece was published

I think he really is just being a little bitch.

Even before 2016 he said he regretted his choice of screen name. Poor guy lol

Time to go home, Matt U ಠ ಠU

fryigetit.gif but I had to read it a second time.

So, you gonna ask her out?

Then this chick comes up to me and she’s all like, “Hey, aren’t you that dude?” And I’m like, “Yeah, whatever!”

Now make the display read “U.wu”

Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition

This is fucking hilarious. Y’all are weird.

Well that’s what I mean when I use it.

Best,
Jerkface

Protesters urged not to give trump administration pretext for what it is already doing

edit: Oh, what the hell. Let’s add a snippet.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump administration any pretext for what they’re already doing and will keep doing no matter what. “Angelenos—don’t engage in violence and give the administration an excuse to inflict all the damage they have been inflicting carte blanche for months on end,” said Bass, adding that Trump and his team are just looking for a reason to respond with violence, as they would have done whether or not any of this happened.

You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself. Fuck, you could just call 411 and have them look it up for you right then.

Those damn gargoyles will never find me, now.

Sir, you’re not going to believe this, but I lost the new suit.

Has anyone tried folding their arms?

They have one that comes with the foot pedal! Fuck yeah!

… I like those odds.