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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I’d let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

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      No, I don’t know what you mean. Please explain.

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        Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

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      Temu Jigsaw? Ew

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        I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

        I guess I have a type.

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          Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

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      This is fucking hilarious. Y’all are weird.

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        I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally

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