Wait, what? Are you implying there is a world outside the US? Preposterous!

Get the glue, Dimitri, we need to get this thing back in the air in two hours!

We thank the Big Brother for the increase in the chocolate ration!

The far right have been doing this for decades.

Every accusation is a confession, as per standard procedure.

A classic and always worth a read: Star Maker by Olaf Stapledon.

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Why don’t people want to see the 20th sequel or the 36th rehash of an overused franchise? It’s a total mystery.

Next up: Russians attacking with pointy sticks.

And let’s not forget that there are several times more unoccupied houses there than homeless people.

So, is there a nude mod yet? Asking for a friend.

So when do we see the anti-anti-drone drones?

Is it mandatory to have in your ass or can you just put it in your pocket?

Gee, I wonder why this technology never became widespread.

In the US it’s considered polite to hold their dicks for them.

Right now I wouldn’t bet that we’re still around then.

Next? This is already happening in Gaza right now.

The way you describe it, it sounds more like Dianetics.

Can we have tacos?

On Thursday.