Why don’t people want to see the 20th sequel or the 36th rehash of an overused franchise? It’s a total mystery.

Next up: Russians attacking with pointy sticks.

And let’s not forget that there are several times more unoccupied houses there than homeless people.

So, is there a nude mod yet? Asking for a friend.

So when do we see the anti-anti-drone drones?

On Thursday.

How else would you do it? Duh!

I know a great loophole for avoiding setting up a Microsoft account: don’t use this steaming pile of shit in the first place.

They all cashed out after the IPO. They’re probably laughing at the bag holders right now.

The other day I saw an interview with a sociopath (with a PhD in psychology) who said that doing things she explicitly wasn’t supposed to do brought her relief from her inner tension. Most of Trump’s political appointments remind me of this. It’s like he’s doing this shit for the sole reason that everybody keeps telling him not to.

Cool. The bots can chat among themselves without any pesky users getting in the way.

So that only the children of rich parents can get a good education.

Not all idiots are tankies but…

“Lebensunwertes Leben” life that doesn’t deserve to live. Only a matter of time until Donnie borrows that one.

Why do you have to personally attack me like that?

If you hit the ground fast enough, the crater you make can serve as your grave. That’s peak efficiency.

So, is she going to write a strongly worded letter?

After Stalin it took more than 50 years for anyone to achieve the kind of power that he had. Once Valodja is gone (can’t be soon enough), the situation will be similar. The satraps will fight among themselves and maybe, just maybe there will be some meaningful opposition again.

Calling this a clown show is an insult to clowns. I guess we’ll have to invent new words to describe the exploits of the current US administration.

Greatest plot twist in history.