Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Somebody call the locksmith!
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Seems like a good knight out.
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Close enough.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.
raid.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
