Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
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I feel humble to the downtimes. Here exists living, breathing, sentient, humons that patch-up and press the reset button every few days. Compared to the other platform site(s)-- ads, illegal ads, loud HD video ads, resets semiannually, and patches are the lastest and greatest enshitifin’s.
It could just be an inconspicuous beam out point. No need to drive.

Also a medical transport. To get Klingons to and from the battlefield, or next doctor appointment.
When you have a lot to say but don’t got a lot of time

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Technology@lemmy.world•Leaked iPhone 18 Pro photos reportedly wound up on the dark webEnglish
5·13 days agoIn a best-case scenario, imagine how much profits your upcoming product w͟o͟u͟l͟d͟n͟‘t͟ get if it didn’t create any buzz in the media.
Contracted by Apple? You can probably get away with hiding the Pope in Taylor Swift’s closet.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•The suffering of a pizza lover
1·13 days agoImagine living in the deepest corner of Chicago and ordering a hotdog with only ketchup on it. And your phone gets the text message “⚠️ Your Uber Eats delivery driver VITO has arrived. Message: i got your hotdog right here…”.

The fediverse is many instances (logs) that magically sync as one wood.
(source - DDG image search, mcrdsd.marines.mil
Somewhere a warehouse manager is sweating, waiting for a text reply from his computer buddy… “is this ai??? does this look like one of my stores?? how can tell those candles real???”
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Streaming services’ obnoxiously loud ads become illegal on July 1 in CaliforniaEnglish
31·15 days agoSlap a p65 warning label on the Samsung Plus Tv service app. I’d enjoy that.
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Streaming services’ obnoxiously loud ads become illegal on July 1 in CaliforniaEnglish
22·15 days agoAll streaming services are straight up ignoring FCC broadcast standards. The last sentence in the article shows the totals. Audio levels aside, they show ads for gambling, unlawful “stuff” ads, ads for ICE recruitment, and mixing G-rated kids content with PG content. Whatever excuse they are giving to not paying FCC fines may continue forward with the adage-- “hey, you can’t do business in California… unless users want it by staying with the service”, and possibly expect a new checkmark box notification in the future again.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...
3·17 days agoSnoochie poochies
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Be silly. Fuck with the world
20·18 days ago“Jimmy Hoffa waited up to 2 hours in this parking lot for his “friends” after they stood him up for a lunch at the Red Fox Cafe.”
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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•You never expect this day to come
2·22 days ago“The Roman Aqueducts never looked so lovely at night.” --Nero
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta wants a child safety bill rewritten to shield it from lawsuits over harm to kidsEnglish
6·22 days ago🧑⚖️: “But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?”
🤓: “That’s why I need you to rewrite it.”
👶🧒: “Wait… wat?!”

🤓: “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you guys.”
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Technology@lemmy.world•Fox Is Buying Roku in $22 Billion DealEnglish
2·28 days agoAlso Roku live tv has commercial breaks.
On a related note, the Samsung live tv app now runs javascript during its commercial breaks. It locks\disables about ten buttons on your remote so you are forced to wait or “interact” with the commercial.
I expect as Roku grows they’ll soon pick up that feature.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Just walk into the office and ask for a job
8·1 month agoWould dating the boss’s competition girlfriend’s daughter count as networking?
Can I substitute a resumé with insider intel?
What makes me a good candidate to be a Walmart cashier? The same as everybody else… Union Bank in the Seychelles just now has the highest private divestor savings rates.
Look at that face! That is someone that doesn’t give two licks about getting candy. That is the face of someone who knows how to put the sugar back into the cane!











Alms… alms for the poor… alms…
