The sane part of America: [softly] “Don’t.”
Thank God we have the electoral college to save us from possible demagogues!!!
What? It was literally designed to launder slave votes for the south?
I’m not going to say that so much of what is wrong with the US government system is because the Founders were slave owners.
Because it’s so apparent that it goes without saying.
Don’t worry this could be the last one
As a Canadian, I think “Americans are crazy” followed by “Americans are crazy”.
- we.
And so the world waits in anxious trepidation as a small cadre of disengaged but incredibly fickle voters in the sun belt and upper midwest decide the fate of humanity.
”This year’s election instability and Democracy erosion has been brought to you by FOX “nEwS”, and the number 88…”
Now its news nation. we are fair and balanced so we will report all the fucked up bullshit along with actual news.
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.
I sent this to someone and I had to convince her everything was alright and that I just thought it was funny… For 30 minutes.
So, thanks for that.
…or if you have the urge, or if you don’t have the urge… or if you maybe have a little bit of an urge, but you’re not really sure… just…
It’s all right. I bet $100 on Harris.
Oh no, it’s over. Pack it up. Fascism is on the menu now.
😑
You won’t have to worry about US elections for much longer.
It’ll be fixed?
It’ll be fixed?
Haha I love this format
Yes. Fixed is the perfect word.
This is like that Rocket and Baby Groot meme
Baby Groot is America
Rocket is the world
Rocket as he watches Baby Groot run off with the explosive: … we’re all going to die
Except this time it may not be a Hollywood ending.
So, what you are saying is that we not from the US should always carry tape?
Good luck, you need a truckload of it. Or maybe two truckload of it.
USA is just trying to elect someone how dies before the next election, because he is too old…
