Gross

Lil’ chubbers Vance. What a little kid.

First, they came for the ugly MAGA singer’s hubby; and there was nobody to stop them…

I thought Slenderman “fixed” all this a few years ago. You mean to tell me Kushner was (is) full of shit?

Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

More like Lauren Hoe-bert, amirite?

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Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

Eastman chugs cock

“Well I wanna hear what FOX News says first before I make up my mind about breathing…”

—MAGA

Airing out the vulva

She about to catch on fire for no reason

Crispy Gnome

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

“I tried to put it out— but a tablespoonful of semen was just no match for the ferocity of that engine fire… At the speed of Mach 3, it was difficult to direct the ejaculate after I opened the cockpit and I lost the load. Most of it all over my helmet. At that point I could no longer read my instrumentation”

Fuck you, ABC.

Paid in full with rubles

Is his son Elon the far right ideologue who is hosting the event?