Just because of that I’m gonna lurk for a whole week straight and theres not a damn thing you can do to stop me.

Every time I post it’s in the wrong community or against some rule and I get the hammer

I post things I want to see, but I’m apparently alone in that desire

I’m Comment-only. I don’t read.

I posted about kanye on a community for kanye and still got hated for it.

So we will cancer on

Nah. The real cancer is the quiet plurality of users who just scroll through the post feed and only voting, not even reading comments. The ones who are responsible for the occasional thread that has entirely negative comments but gets upvoted to the stratosphere anyways.

I do my best but I’m not that creative.

Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.

To all the “Someone already said it!” Filter by hot. Or even better new. Then you can be the first to say your beige take.

So the two categories of people are those who were born cool and those who were born between June 22 and July 22?

But i don’t have any feet pics

No, fuck you.

But if the people who actually post something have not posted yet, or example because they were just born and thus too busy learning how to breathe to post yet, are they born cool even if they are then prevented from posting? Is a born-cool poster who loses the ability to post through a freak curling iron accident retroactively unborn cool? Is a born-cool poster who has yet to make their first post Schrödinger’s cool poster until they actually make their first post?

Akshually, we’re called lurkers.

bit of an over reaction wouldn’t you say