I’ve NEVER donated to anything besides the Cleveland APL. I STILL get regular texts from people posing as trump asking for donations. I block ghat number, but they have endless numbers. I block all that text me.

No…I generally don’t buy food because life is too expensive. Now you’re expecting me to GIVE money to people??? You’re on crack.

I know where it is!

I always read it in Dr Weird’s voice.

“Gentlemen…BEHOLD!!! I have transfered our spirits into these ordinary housecats!!!”

“Errrm…cool I guess. But why?”

“So I can touch your butthole Steve!!! And without vocal chords, HR will never be able to understand your complaints!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!”

My name is…

New rule. Every politician needs a heat signature based gps monitored butt plug inside them at all times.

That way their thumbs are always free.

Can I pick neither? I’m more of a Barqs man.

At age 6, I was born without a face.

You guys are going about this all wrong. All you gotta do is connect your smart tv to the internet. Don’t use pihole. Let your tv communicate exactly how it wants to. Then buy some DVDs of local indy pro wrestling. The kind where women staple each other with staple guns, and smash light tubes over each others heads and bleed profusely.

Now…why would you do this? Because advertisers HATE advertising with pro wrestling. They also have nothing TO advertise for women with bloody faces, and broken noses.

Let THAT data get back to them. Who’s going to advertise to the guy who watches pro-wrestling from a high school gym where women leave pools of blood on the ground??? If everyone did this, for 10 hours a day, advertisers would deem the American market not worth the money to advertise to.

I have one that you may not like, but fits your description.

I don’t know what wordpress is, so I would suggest just not bothering at all with whatever that is. Maybe use wordpad.

Man wants to watch some kinky shit.

I still say it should be legal to carry a bottle of lemon juice, and a tiny squirt gun. They start singing, with their mouth wide open, singing horribly, that when you squirt them. Right in the eyes.

He’s not going to die of stickyness, and you don’t even know if he’s an organ donor!

I’m starting to think there’s a conspiracy theory spread by big grass, that encourages people to touch grass. This is because grass is now grown with AI, and needs to learn tactile touch senses.

And one day, Poison Ivy will come around, and use grass to kill all humans as revenge for global warming.

With hookers and blackjack?

Who are these people who go to dollar tree to get laid??? I don’t even trust their refridgeratables!

As long as he doesn’t fuck with Everette True. He may be over 100 years old, and a fictional comic character, but I’d still expect Everette True would still wallop JD “no couch is safe from me, not even former Cleveland Browns QB Tim Couch” Vance.

Hey! Whoa! Why is the uncle always thought of as the creepy one??? If pornhub is anything to go off of, it’s always step-parents and step-sibblings that do the creepy things. Uncles rarely if ever are part of it.

As a 40 year old who wants to sleep more, and has never been to a rave…how do I start this thing?

I just went to the website,and clicked play. So whatever difficulty that is.

I saw mastodon had a slight bump when that happened, but 90% of them went to bluesky. They got like 3 3 million users in 2 days. Mastodon got like …a few thousand?