Steal Wool@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoIs it that lime?file.gardenimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1600arrow-down116cross-posted to: lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
arrow-up1584arrow-down1imageIs it that lime?file.gardenSteal Wool@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square23fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
minus-squareOrbituary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88arrow-down2·28 days agoThis describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·28 days agoIs her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·28 days agoAnd do crows frequently attack her?
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·28 days agoDoes she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·28 days agocollecting trinkets is so fun i wish temu wasn’t run on slave labour, there’re so many little trinkets there
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·28 days agobut do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺
This describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.
Is her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?
And do crows frequently attack her?
Does she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?
collecting trinkets is so fun
i wish temu wasn’t run on slave labour, there’re so many little trinkets there
We have garbage at home!
but do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺
Probably