are you brave enough?
Anduril.
Higher quality version
“Strange automobiles distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
All fun and games until somebody notices the groove in the road behind you.
Looks more like a barb, so once you’re on you can’t get off
I mean at least it’s flared so nobody will present to the ER with an entire car up their ass…
Ahh Carsil
If you’re brave enough
When you’re in the on-ramp and they’re not letting you merge on the highway.
“They will answer to the King of Gondor.”
Downshifts valiantly, brap brap brap, merges.
“You will suffer me.”
Where was Gondor when the zipper merge failed?
One does not simply drive into Mordor.
Looks at your car
“No more than a broken heirloom”
Joystick in a car? Genius!
Angearil, Shift of the West
The heel-toe again shall be King
For when you need a shifter that might just kill someone in a crash.
Excalicar, of the High Ways
And they that can shift into the 6th gear shall be named King of the Road!