Oof. Well, at least the sun is out.

Okay, buh-bye c/linuxmemes 😘

Credit: Sarah Andersen

It’s a good sign when your lawyers are too lazy to write their own briefs themselves, right??!

“Your jacket is now dry!”

Save the cat!

Well, stupid is as stupid does…

Oh shit 😭

I was born with the intention to be wild, but I got busy and haven’t had the time.

I’ve worked in enough warehouses to know that a lot of owners would rather burn the building to the ground than pay to repair a piece of machinery, and I suspect these things will be more trouble than they’re worth.

That sounds hard, just have a popular YouTube channel or Insta or something.

“I was diagnosed with a glory deficiency!”

Make me?

I’m afraid April 1st is forever, now.

Over?

Give me your profits, then.

“Sorry DM, I just want to say before we get started: thank you all for coming to my story-time one-man show. And now, if you’ll observe my PowerPoint, I will begin my character introduction…”

So wait, is Montana saying that hurting POCs, women, migrants, and trans kids ISN’T worth losing money over? Some Republicans they turned out to be!