6·30 minutes ago
Sometimes that’s enough to base a relationship on.
Got to celebrate life’s good moments.
It’s true, pierrots rarely become super villains.
“I thought you were the next Albert Einstein.”
“And then I got a haircut.”
“GeHHHHR ORTTT UH MAAHHHH SWAFFFMPH!”
Perfect, you’ve got it, freeze the code base.
I’m not very horny, but I compensate by being extra dumb.
aka “locked, cocked, and ready to unintentional discharge!” 💢
Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”
Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”
Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”
Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
Do you like…
uh, things?
Sleep? Sure, it’s been about three days, 🥱 .
Go back to hell and take your buddies with you.
4·3 days agoDunno, I’d have to put it in my ear first.
The panel that sums up the year :(
7·3 days agoI wouldn’t jump to the conclusion that this is some sort of honeypot either, but I’d bet a shiny penny that LE is going to be working round the clock to get their hooks in to this service.
I love it! I’m having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam!