The Predator version of the Office would be pretty funny.

“Death (by embarrassment) is that state in which one exists only in the memory of others…”

It’s true!

For sure, I’ve got legit respect for him. Both for his vocation and his sick sense of style.

A lot of municipalities have different rules and definitions for “parking” and “long-term parking.” In a lot of cases long-term parking is strictly prohibited in places where parking is otherwise encouraged. You can’t just leave your vehicle in one place.

You’ve got to move it, move it.

I trust this man and his powerful magicks.

uuuuuhhhhhh…

“Snail to Enterprise. One to beam up.”

Crows are legit amazing.

Do you want Gollums?

Because that’s how you get Gollums.

I do not. But then again, I don’t audit the code of the closed source software I use either.

Why couldn’t the eagles just take my trash away?!!!

Approves:

Phillips? JIS? Only way to find out is to ruin that screw!

I’ll wait on reviews.

Same here. Hoping for the best, but I don’t want to be the one to take a chance on it first.

“How many times do I have to tell you, I’m training an AI to shitpost on social media! No, I don’t know why!”

Ah, my old nemesis: freehand circles.

We can call them FUN FLAGS!