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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I’ve got a Bible signed by Jesus. It’s pretty valuable. Make me an offer.

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      You have a bible signed by Trump?

      /s

      (I hate that I have to add that)

      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I resent how often I have to stop and add the /s when, to me, it’s obvious that I’m being ridiculous. Reality has got so stupid that obvious sarcasm is no longer obvious. It really sucks for those of us who enjoy absurdist dry humor.

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          You don’t need to add it.

          • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Downvotes and comments tell a different story. The future sucks.

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              I can still remember the idiots of Reddit that would agree with and extend what were supposedly to be obviously sarcastic comments.

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    It doesn’t have to be signed by the author though.

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      “Wow this diary was signed by Jonny Appleseed!”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “I got myself a copy of the King James Bible signed by Jesus himself!”

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      I’ve definitely done exactly this to Gideon Bibles in hotel rooms. Last one I remember was, “Keep on trucking! -Jesus”

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        We must be kin… I signed a number of bibles “Keep on Truckin’ - Love Jesus” and “Babe, we’re outta milk. - Love Jesus” back in the day.

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          Small world, great minds, etc! I have been known to honky tonk, too!

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        Sometimes additional signatures in bibles are the downfall of someone.

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      Try and sell it on Pawn Stars

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    My copy of the Bible was signed by Moses. True story!

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      Wow, Moses Malone signed your bible? That’s awesome!

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      I thought Moses didn’t care much for the sequel

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    Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.

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      I always buy an NFT of my books. Guy that sells them to me says its the only way to really own the book.

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        CMV: If buying isn’t owning, NFT isn’t booking

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    I’ve got multiple singed copies for quite cheap after the library burned down

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    This has that found satan vibe.

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