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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon has a back injury

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Anon has a back injury

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • bamfic@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your own dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.

      “It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”

      • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.

        • ameancow@lemmy.world
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          Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.

          Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don’t force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There’s probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.

      • bamfic@lemmy.world
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        Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.

      • And009@reddthat.com
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        8 months ago

        Pairs well with a choking fetish

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      8 months ago

      I’m not jealous. You are!

  • nieceandtows@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      While being a fat fuck.

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple

      • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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        So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?

        • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          You sound like you can’t smell your own shit on your knees

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      I can’t believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.

      • mysteryname101@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Shhh. It reveals our age.

      • three@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Press (X) to doubt.

        • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m in my mid 30s and heard this rumor in middle school, it’s definitely old. At the time it was supposedly Marilyn Manson who did it.

          • three@lemm.ee
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            I was drawing the S before that. Elf on a shelf was before that.

            • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Ok…?

              • three@lemm.ee
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                Marilyn Manson removing ribs to suck his own dick isn’t even close to the first viral meme. That little guy I posted up there was a viral meme from WWII.

                • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  They didn’t say it was “the first.”

          • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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            Same and I didn’t even know who that was. But I was impressed lol

    • bamfic@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Adam Anon

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    Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

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      You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, they can’t make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it’s just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

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      They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        Sounds like a win-win in my book.

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        It’s about fifty fifty.

        • Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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          A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say…

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

    • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world
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      I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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      Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        I wasn’t the one who did it, and it didn’t keep him from licking other dogs…

    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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      I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        I wonder if that’s actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven’t heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror…

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          Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.

        • Running_Out_Of_Plans@sh.itjust.works
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          Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.

    • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don’t feel I am missing out on anything.

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    Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle

    • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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      I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can’t explain that one lol

    • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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      I really do this shit

      • IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net
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        This shit ain’t nothing to me man

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    Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.

    • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.

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    Back, not neck.

    … I’m told.

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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    Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.

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    Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      Life goal.

  • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    try a tenga flip hole.

    • trainsaresexy@lemmy.world
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      I’ve had a couple tenga’s but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        some people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.

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    Succeeded I’ll have you know! 😤

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