I don’t answer my phone and voicemail says text me.

Disney definitely took some creative liberties.

It’s so painful to look at anymore, lol.

If not, try all of them, one usually mutes it. If not, hold the top two for ten seconds to force the pump into maintenance mode, gas pumps as normal, then times out eventually to the main screen.

I’d like to collapse her wave function, sorry, only qubisexuals allowed.

The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, it’s like a Monty Python movie but with American actors and an evil Robin Williams.

I want my pet to see me as they relax for the last time to comfort them. My pain comes out when they’re no longer suffering.

When you remove all that is impossible, whatever remains, must be the truth

Not to mention, the vast majority of “recommended” amounts are double or quadruple the amount actually needed. You can safely use half as much of just about any cleaning agent and get the same results.

Stealth attack!

Have we even confirmed there are asteroids made of gold yet?

Saved you a click: He hired her to work for him.

As a cyclist I agree. So many want to be whatever is most convenient for them at the moment. Pedestrian, vehicle, whatever, I’m sick of it too.

We support you!!

I’m imagining a mile long bathtub.

Damn, Norway being only 4% of GDP is shocking, because they also pay their teachers well and have great education in general.

I think my favorite was a girl I hooked up with years ago had the holy Trinity / Celtic Knot on her lower back.

The barrier to entry is silly.

Be warned, there’s an ad supported version under a very similar name in the PlayStore. It’s worse in every way and has some permissions that it shouldn’t be asking for.

Pareidolia

https://www.xkcd.com/1551/