• Lvxferre@mander.xyz
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      4 hours ago

      Would

      Fight it? Bad idea. That’s the wandering spider’s way to say “back off! I’m going to jump on your face, bite you, and you’ll die an agonising death! I’m serious!!”

      [Still cute though. At least from a distance.]

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      A week or two ago, I posted about a classic spider blowjob gif.

      Perhaps you should scroll through my comment history.