Feel like the lions have a bit of a chance here…

  • tobogganablaze
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    3 months ago

    Depends on where the battle is taking place. Lions would win on land, blobfish in the ocean.

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      3 months ago

      That’s a fair point, I just kind of assumed it would be on land because I was trying to give the lions a chance I don’t think they’d have against ants or bees.

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      3 months ago

      Lionfish are extremely venomous to touch.

      I’m starting to think lions are overrated. They can’t fight ANYTHING!

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    3 months ago

    Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water. If you’d placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20-foot waves, I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full-grown, 4-pound blobfish with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what? You’ve wandered into our school of blobfish, and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. “Lion tastes good. Let’s go get some more lion!" We’ve developed a system to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring…