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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Kamala Harris Turns Down Democratic Nomination To Work On Alaskan Fishing Vessel

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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WASHINGTON—In a significant setback for the already-reeling Democratic Party, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly turned down the presidential nomination today in order to take a job on an Alaskan fishing vessel. “It’s a nice offer, but I already lined up this whole seasonal fishing gig out of Anchorage that…
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    She can hang out with Sig and the boys in Dutch.

    • Midnight@slrpnk.netOP
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      Deadliest catch story lines are drying up. Gotta have Harris call in an airstrike on an illegal Chinese trawler.

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    Same reason my dad left 30 years ago

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    She’s too old and not fit to work on fishing boat.

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      She could do it, it’s actually very easy to work on a fishing boat.

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        What, do you think the fish just fall out of a coconut tree?

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          Of course not.

          They migrate

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          I don’t know…Gilligans Island was never quite clear how they reliably fed a group of 7 with only coconuts and fish for 3 years.

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            Some sort of curry would be my guess. I know I could live off that shit.

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          Fishing is not hard at all. Children go fishing. It’s even easier on a boat where the net does all the catching, and then a machine pulls the net up.

          • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Settle down ken m

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    Gotta follow your dreams.

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    Holy hell my heart skipped a beat reading that headline. Politics is stressful

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