You fucking rock my friend.

I once encountered GoatWhore in an underground pirate ship just off the coast of Lake Tahoe because I was protecting the propiety of my very beautiful friend.

There’s nothing quite like getting screamed at 2 feet away. And loving it.

Damnation. I only made $20k from the downturn.

You are just the right level of stupid and awesome.

And I wasn’t high or anything.

That’s a lovely story. Thank you for telling it to me.

I have one for you, where I accidentally ended up getting a free ticket to a concert at Red Rocks but turned it down because I was confused and uncertain.

I mean, taking a high quality picture of it, like this, is a great way.

You are the kind of person who should be carrying.

That bullshit answer by the contracting group chaps my hide.

And specifically, those who have specific criticisms for you that aren’t ad hominem attacks or vague criticisms.

While I thoroughly wish the internet were like it was when I first encountered it, before the world wide web was invented, the truth is that it is not so.

Instead you must find a way to deal with those who wish you harm, for no discernible reason, those who just want to disrupt you, also for no discernible reason.

The best way I’ve found to deal with it is to ignore it. Focus on those who have specific actionable contributions. Who have something to say that is worth hearing.

Welcome to the internet. Tbh you need to grow a thicker skin.

BOOP DAT SNOOT

We were very poor when my daughters were little. It was terrible having two girls share one cup.

That’s one way to find mummies, vampires and zombies.

It goes 1-10 but occasionally you see a guy with an 11.

I’m in the same boat. For me, I just don’t care that much about orgasms anymore. I tend to masturbate when my horny brain kicks in and I start having distracting thoughts.

Damnit… I was so ready for the is/was on him.

Thank you for sharing your experience.