Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoColorado pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme says 'Lord told us to'www.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1472arrow-down16cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1466arrow-down1external-linkColorado pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme says 'Lord told us to'www.nbcnews.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square55fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·11 months agoOh! OH! The clouds are parting. A beam of light shining down on me. AH! A voice. It calls out to me! It says… It says you all owe me 200 bucks.
minus-squareHotdogman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·11 months agoI’ll send you your 200 deer. Good luck to you.
Oh! OH! The clouds are parting. A beam of light shining down on me. AH! A voice. It calls out to me! It says… It says you all owe me 200 bucks.
I’ll send you your 200 deer. Good luck to you.
Best I can do is 200 rabid wolves.