Bit fucking late now Ed…

“Oi! Yew got a loicence fer that Stepmother? Roigt, oim gonna ave to clamp those jugs untill such toime as that courts decoide”

He jumped out of his helicopter, fired the launcher at the jet and then got back in the copter before it hit the ground and flew away.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Being able to compliment another man on his looks and not think of it as somehow a bad thing is a sign of being confident in your own sexuality to not be scared that you might “turn” yourself.

Real men can give and take any compliment and not think it makes them less of who they are.

This includes “Nice cock bro”

Gotta get the lead back in American children now to create the Republican voters of tomorrow

“Ah, here comes Lee for his exam, with some big thick rimmed spectacles that he’s never been seen wearing before. Strange… Anyway”

“Your destination may not be open when you arrive”

Sounds like you were a dick and didn’t realize and doubled down…

What a bold and insulting statement to make with absolutely no information to back it up.

I got banned from a bunch of Reddit subs for once telling someone they were wrong about the Yorkshire accent in the UK. They called me a liar about being British and then I got banned from like 30 places at once.

Nobody mentioned Jews or Israel, but the bot farm jumps to defend them anyway.

Outing themselves again.

Those are rookie numbers

Everyone and every thing on land is an immigrant if you go back far enough because your super ancestors emigrated from the sea.

American Christians: “Oh my god! The pope is a commie socialist woke antifa!”

W-what about Gandalf the Shite? M-my lord.

I always find that AI art has a kind of, lightly blurred edges look to it. There’s rarely any solid lines, in any style it does.

One moment… On the metro?

Who are they advertising to here? A General on his commute to work?

What is it even selling??

Ravioli ravioli, give me birth controlioli.