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I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻♂️
Like immediately or a few minutes later? Because you might have some serious issues with your heart or arteries if you just straight orgasm to sleep.
Straight orgasm to sleep sounds like a really shitty superpower.
Unless you hate cuddling.
It’s not instant, but I definitely get very sleepy after orgasm a lot of the time. Like, out within 1-2min max. But I can also fall asleep basically anywhere at any time if I want to. I think it’s just a family trait, because both of my parents can do it, and I’ve been checked for apnea, narcolepsy, etc. Some people can just fall asleep quickly
not to mention cleaning up
ASMR meat slapping sounds.
Grapefruit technique, 10h
With silent relaxing music in the background.
I fall asleep to horror stories
The other day I dreamt I worked in a human meat shop selling to pigs. Scooped it up with a ladle, rolled it in paper, weighed it, threw it in a bag, “tHaanK yOu”.
They payed really good and I never had a complaint, I was super bummed out to wake up.
Yup, I don’t get nightmares anymore, only “nightmares”. Gore dripping from the ceiling, fires and poisons fill the air, and maybe my innards are now public decorations. The darkness soothes me.
IRL I’d freak the fuck out, but in Dreamland, it’s just another beautiful day.
People that need sound to fall asleep scare me, so imagine me in the opposite corner.
Tinnitus is a pathway to many sleep requirements some consider to be unnatural
One of the rare things my wife and I weren’t fully compatible on, she’s like you and needs full silence/darkness to sleep whereas I need something that pulls my mind away from the existential dread to fall asleep. I now use earbuds…
I use SleepPhones. Much nicer than earbuds because they’re flat in a headband. Earbuds either fall out overnight or leave me with soreness in the morning.
I’ll check them out! My buds definitely fall off during the night and I don’t usually have soreness (because they fall out) but sometimes I’ll wake up all tangled in the cables lol.
Definitely go for the Bluetooth ones. They’ve got a new wireless charging model as well but I haven’t tried that out yet.
Update, I was hesitant to recommend the wireless charging ones as I had received a bad module. RMA process was super smooth and the replacement works flawlessly so I can definitely recommend them now. Wireless charging is a very nice feature for these.
Same here, my partner used earbuds and I earplugs. :D
I just read a book and decide that that’s it I’ll go to sleep and close my eyes.
Before or after you drop a book on your face?
For me it’s usually “after”.
I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35° so it’s more comfortable. So far it’s the best setup I’ve had.
I’ve never understood the reading to fall asleep, that shit WIRES me up. It will keep me up and reading till it’s done, 13hrs straight to injest the book. More often than not I lose sleep because of reading when I start/finish a book
Hah I guess it doesn’t have the same effect on me. I focus on it which makes me lose track of everything else, which makes it easier to go to sleep
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D/S?
Nintendo chat that got discontinued because creeps
Domino/Subscription
Dom/Sub
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I presumed, but wasn’t sure.
I sometimes wonder how many people out there have kinks like this. Like you pass people on the street and wonder… what are their innermost weird kinky desires… IDK, why, but I often wonders this.
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That number goes up when you enter a library.
Hm… maybe.
I know about the zeta thing with zoophilia, don’t know about anything else I’m afraid, lol 😂. Maybe I haven’t looked hard enough, I usually don’t notice details… usually.
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They put zeta (the Greek letter) on their social networking profiles, in the avatar somewhere usually, to indicate they’re into zoo sex.
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Wait how is nobody talking about this stock photo making no sense? Like what does the rabbit and bucket even fucking mean? And how do you apply that to a meme?
The bucket usually has nothing to do with the meme (in most I’ve seen). Though you can add text to mean something.
I mean … like that?
That’s some Hunter S. Thompson level shit.
People who fall asleep to cozly tied up anime characters pictures 👈
I once tried to fall asleep to erotica on the theory that I’d have erotic dreams instead of nightmares but I couldn’t fall asleep so I listened to my sex playlist instead
Fox Mulder
Wait what
A running joke in X-Files is that Mulder has a porn addiction. He’s even shown to fall asleep watching it, like when he switched bodies with Michael McKean.
Haha fair… I can’t remember that at all
People who fall asleep to Patrick Boyle rise up!
puts on Merzbow
honk-chewwww honk-chewwww honk-chewwww
A late good friend of mine was a mad fan.
What about music or just nothing?
Nothing for me.
Same here
People who fall asleep to ASOIAF (Game of Thrones) theories.
And then wake up to Glimballs singing “Secret Tunnel”
