Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes

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Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes

Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

A hero of the resistance, clad in a pink polo shirt and Bermuda shorts, whipped what appears to be a footlong Subway sandwich at Trump's occupying force in Washington, DC.

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You should know, Cole, that everyone loves a pedant.
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  Plus gyro DOES rhyme with hero
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    Pure poetry.
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      Pyrotry?
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    Gyro does, but gyro doesn’t.

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