“Christian Faith Madison” is all I need to know about her and her family

Look it up

Anything with a mouth can technically bite. What’s even weirder is that dragonflies cannot walk in their adult form

Fuck those Gestapo fuckers

Just in time for markets to open on Monday morning. It’ll all be walked back by TACO Tuesday for market close

Money!

The evil company lied? I’m SHOCKED! But not really shocked at all

I’ve seen a few shops in my time

These headlines are showing how bad our international image is getting. Yikes

If I were that rich, I’d have a painting like that if myself, too!

I may even paint one despite not being rich

More blood on the orange man’s hands

I don’t think you have any room to talk after that squirrel picture

That guy doesn’t realize you CAN rhyme things with “orange”

Weren’t they also eunochs?

Trump did his part (the children, not the actual service)

Just wait. In another 10 years (if we’re still around by then), the VA will be ignoring a ton of testicular cancer cases in veterans.

Don’t get cocky!

Uhhh… he’s fucking with the rest of the world, too.

Well, no shit

I like the cut of your jib