I know it’s a cliche but I’m going for a cat. They’re small, but can travel a distance, can go places undetected and they’re just adorable 😍
A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy 🖤
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Racoon, then it can help do things and steal shit for me.
I’d go crow or raven but for basically the same reasons!
I’d go with a cockroach. Can fly, hide anywhere, survive anything, and report to me for juicy gossips.
Cats are honestly overpowered so I agree. They also have fluffy little tummies that you can bury your face in and get clawed to shreds
My shadow. I have had to kill too many loved ones and I will never own an individual again.
This is me and my white goose familiar.
I was asked this at work recently “as an icebreaker” and I’ll say now what I said then:
a great big fuck-off raven
Canada goose. You know why.
I know it would be conspicuous but I would love a capuchin monkey so it could help me fetch things.
Bernese Mountain dog for sure. I love those, and I know I would get along with it.
If it isn’t limited to, like, real animals, I’d want a faerie dragon from D&D.
I was going to go with a helper monkey but I think faerie dragon is the best choice. Maybe a pseudodragon would be a good choice. An imp would be nice to freak people out as well as well as they can turn invisible.
Oh that is an excellent choice! I think I’ll swap that for my cat
Polar bear, because people would leave me the fuck alone.
