• UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Can we have your liver?

    I wanted to help people… so i became a waiter.

    It’s just a wafer thin mint.

    Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm gets waisted, god gets quite irate.

    But I can’t read!

    But i just paid! No you didn’t.

    • edited for excessively fat fingers…