I left my computer at my friend’s house and my laptop at my cousin’s. Haven’t touched that shit in days and life is good again

        • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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          7 months ago

          I’m going to start saying that because it’s hilarious, yes.

          And yes, say I’m a genie and you wish for titanium bones, I’m gonna do the teeth too, and your baculum if you have one. Wouldn’t even be an ironic twist on it, just how I’d interpret “titanium bones.”

            • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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              7 months ago

              See now that’d be the ironic twist, and I didn’t even know it and I’m the genie! Maybe that’s how the ironic twists happen, the genie just goes “oh shit I didn’t know it’d do that!”