I swear I’m not Jessica
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me after the apocalypse makes me the most successful person from my high school (i fled before our cities got nuked, so i survived long enough to die in the nuclear winter)
let’s check the facts:
- girl ✅
- likes girls ✅
not sure what else you need frfr
also based
smorty, u know u already are, right?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•where are all the pretty girls tho?English4·9 hours agoud really kiss me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•you will do it for mommy right?English7·9 hours agoWhaaaa? there’s no friggin way you can really expect me to act like a good lil kitten!!! jus who do you think you actually are?!!
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meow uwu
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Taking shelter from a rulenado rn btwEnglish6·24 hours agoI really do hate this dog, although less so when they’re this comically wrong. It’s the worst when it’s still Wednesday in my part of the world 14 hours after it posts. Like damn, can’t you post like middle of the pack at least?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•where are all the pretty girls tho?English7·1 day agobc I’m shy 😖
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•the rule will outlast us allEnglish2·1 day agoevery country is a Ship of Theseus at the end of the day.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•trans inclusive hater ruleEnglish61·1 day agoThere are so many other great picks though. It’s an ensemble story with several arcs where few characters actually stick around for the entire run. If you don’t like an actor, there’s like a 90% chance they won’t be a factor for very long, especially Zendaya who’s likely one of the many characters they meet along the way.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•where are all the pretty girls tho?English13·1 day agooh no! it’d be so horrible if I got kissed by a pretty girl! how could I be the femcel queen if a cute girl steals my purity?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Mort Kunstler adventure artEnglish5·1 day agorelationship goals?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive' prostate cancerEnglish4·1 day agoExactly; it was always a lie that couldn’t be taken seriously
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•the correct community ruleEnglish10·1 day agothey’re gonna kill each other smorty
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive' prostate cancerEnglish42·1 day agoJoe didn’t commit genocide, but he did provide the ability and protection for the genociders, which is honestly worse in some ways. America wasn’t a proper democracy; mostly a liberal empire where people have no say beyond if they get burnt, or thrown into hell.
The local level was where we could’ve built democracy this entire time, but building up that way for the long game is difficult and wouldn’t have delivered the material changes very quickly. The executive was ensured it would become a dictatorship because the legislature was so incapable of doing basic maintenance thanks to the ever increasing push by the right to achieve anarcho-capitalism at the cost of the very empire that gave liberalism its power.
The capitalists were a bunch of gremlins in an imperial machine who didn’t know how good they had it. Some get to do what they want now, but they’re losing more power than they realize, as now America won’t be the big bad empire it was when they started. Many have assumed it’s capitalism that’s the monolithic evil of history, but if you really look at the realities of the past, if you really look at the realities of America and the USSR, you’ll realize that capitalism was always but a minor force. Empires are the greatest evil in human history, not that Capitalism is better, but it just can’t reach the same level.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto egg_irl — Memes about being trans people in denial and other eggy topics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•egg🧘♀️🏳️🌈irlEnglish2·2 days agogive it a try sometime :3
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive' prostate cancerEnglish4·2 days agoViable!?! Given Biden only really won because of Covid, I think Bernie would’ve actually had a shot in the general, especially in energizing the base and working class. Warren could’ve also stood a better chance, even if she might not have done as great of a job in office.
Biden was the worst choice, I thought Buttigieg, Klobuchar, and especially Harris in 2020 were far better, but the capitalist elites wanted a weak old man, so we got Biden, dooming us for 2024 because there was no way he’d be selfless enough to step aside. He might’ve said he’d be one term, but he was lying and that’s why no one took him seriously.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•more fitting post for this comEnglish1·2 days agodamnit. thanks for verifying it. i posted it hastily before i slept, so I’ll take it down now
It’s better to absolutely destroy so call debaters with short responses anyhow ;3