First Blood and the sequels are completely different beasts. Agreed on all counts it is an amazing standalone movie. And the sequels are pure 80s action movie epic cheese. Very similar to the first Rocky movie and its sequels (II to IV)

The billionaire cosplayer feels inadequate next to the actual billionaire

Oh it might be one of the people he threatened to rape

Knit wool sweaters. You can get them for cheap at thrift stores, they are the brick shithouses of clothing. Warm as hell even when wet, safe around camp fires, and you look fly

They can’t intimidate little shitler, he doesn’t even understand the meaning of the word tariff!!

Some of these are so good that it’s hard to believe they’re not edited

My brother in Christ his family were immigrants here at one point, not to mention his wife and her parents…

Mike Judge said that it was not meant to be an instruction manual

Nelson BC

…wait, Nix??

Project Hail Mary matches this, will be a movie soon