All anus is edible if you’re into that.
- 7 Posts
- 378 Comments
Me: Mom, can we get a Ferrari?
Mom: No, we have Ferrari at home
Ferrari at home:
owenfromcanada@lemmy.catoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake4·2 days ago“Let them stop eating cake!”
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why do some people want to go back to the 1950’s?2·2 days agoYeah, there’s a reason GenXers are generally known to be cynical.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.catoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Why is the number of first-time US homebuyers at a generational low?20·3 days agoWhy is this headline so fucking stupid?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.catoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•Are a few people ruining the internet for the rest of us?English141·3 days agoYes. It’s the same few people ruining everything else. I’ll give you a hint: it starts with “b” and ends with “illionaires”.
If you think punching Nazis is woke, what do you think that makes you?
How could someone with such an unappetizing username post such a delicious looking pizza?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato politics @lemmy.world•Trump Doesn't Want to Release Epstein Files Because People's Lives Will Be 'Destroyed,' Ex-Fox Host Says1·5 days agoI’m not sure, I never heard anything. Though considering what happened to Epstein, I imagine they might have preferred to stay out of the spotlight.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato politics @lemmy.world•Trump Doesn't Want to Release Epstein Files Because People's Lives Will Be 'Destroyed,' Ex-Fox Host Says23·6 days agoYou know whose lives I’m concerned about? The children whom these monsters raped. Does anyone care that their lives were destroyed?
If you choose to rape children, don’t complain that your life is “destroyed” just because you have to face consequences. You did this to yourself and deserve every consequence you receive.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why do some people want to go back to the 1950’s?71·6 days agoMost people have an idyllic view of certain childhood years, usually around the ages 5 to 10 or so. It’s before you start to understand just how broken the world is, and your worldview gets more complex and nuanced.
Many people wrongly assume that the world really was simpler when they were that age. The truth is, the world was just as messed up–they were just blissfully unaware.
Next time your dad complains, remind him that we still have milkshakes and racism.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’English18·6 days agoSuperman punches Nazis. This isn’t new.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?4·8 days ago“To be fair, some of the characters started running the cables underground in those populated areas.”
“Oh, that makes sense. So they probably have those marked and don’t have to worry about them?”
“Mostly. They don’t actually mark them, and most characters don’t know where they are. If they need to dig, they have to find them each time. Sometimes they forget to find them first.”
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato World News@lemmy.world•Trump accuses Brazil of 'witch hunt' against Jair BolsonaroEnglish9·8 days ago“An investigation against someone I like is always a witch hunt” and other dumb-as-shit lines from the POTUS
owenfromcanada@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•there is a remote controlled ai agent on every google device that can not be turned offEnglish15·8 days agoIf your current device supports LineageOS, you can install that. I’ve got no traces of Gemini on my Pixel 7, even with “gapps” installed.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato LGBTQ+@beehaw.org•London council could be sued over crossing in trans pride colours18·9 days agoLook, trans folks know more about crossing over than most of us. What’s the problem here?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What music is similar to the Water Temple theme from The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time6·10 days agoDepends on what kind of similar you’re looking for.
Sounds like water? Dire Dire Docks.
Sounds like water but more mysterious? Aquatic Ambience.
More like ice and kinda sad? Schala’s Theme
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato Music Production@sh.itjust.works•What the most powerful and compact portable mini speaker?English4·10 days agoI have a Bose Soundlink Mini (I have the first generation one, but the new gen looks similar). Sound is clear and balanced at high volumes, though placement matters for that as well.
Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
That’s clearly a dachosaurus. 12/10.