Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.

Jesus, buy that woman a kickstand

Mom’s spaghetti

You’re correct, I skipped over the Mighty Mouse. Those scroll balls were the original fidget toy.

Yes, that replaced the low-riding, AA-powered Magic Mouse that had the delightful battery door that ripped off chunks of fingernail when attempting to open. THAT mouse replaced the stupid, short-corded, anti-ergonomic hockey puck mouse, which in turn replaced the single-buttoned Apple Bus Mouse 2, which arguably is the last best mouse Apple made.

“Hey, let’s hire Jony to do design! But don’t let him ANYWHERE near the mice department, k?” -Jobs, probably.

It’s designed to keep the prongs from collapsing or extending during manufacturing and shipping.

“Hmm, new compound, eh? Let’s taste it.”

I’d give you Lemmy Gold if it existed!

If this runs on Oracle we’re all gonna be just fine. It’s one of the slowest, clunkiest products ever made.

I agree, the headline is unclear. It should be “gets her bag stolen” or as you suggested, “had her bag stolen”.

Better yet, the main object of this sentence, her bag, should be at the front of the headline. “Bag stolen from Britain’s Crime Minister” is funnier (in my opinion), more concise, and eliminates the “where”, which can be put in a byline/sub-headline, or just left in the article as a gem for the reader to find.

Agreed. The best part of Dave Matthews went into the Chicago River.

He must be…he’s celebrating his 35th wedding anniversary this year.

But really, how can you say no to that face?

Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

And in case you think ‘hero’ is too good a label for JBJ, check out his foundation, what he’s done and continues to do, for folks in impoverished communities.

I’ve not met the guy but I can only imagine he’s a class act.

Fine life. Unforgettable voice. Rest in peace sir.

This guy did the research

Those ghost accounts aren’t going to open themselves. That cube is already staffed.