Bullshit. The technology WAS better.

Text communication took like, 28 Mb of RAM and was blazing fast, and a single chat application like Pidgin could interoperate with ALL of them.

It’s not supposed to be sustainable. If you have ANY slack whatsoever you gain leverage against the oligarch class.

“Of course, 900 billion of that trillion will be siphoned off so we can keep giving half of it to Elon and using the other half to bomb brown people.”

$1 trillion is how much m4a would save annually

You’ll pull mp3 from my cold, dead hands!

If existence is infinite there is no difference whatsoever between heaven and hell. The idea of “happiness forever” is a 4 year old child’s conception of something desirable, and shows absolutely no awareness of what it means to exist.

And before someone starts in with the “You’ll be altered so that heaven will be perfect forever”, you’ve destroyed any meaning of it - if you’re going to be made to enjoy it, you could just as easily be made to enjoy hell. The whole concept is stupid.

Heaven is the desperate hope of the tired who don’t need eternal bliss - they need a break and a chance to actually live.

When I was in school I had a crush on a girl

…and we see where it all went wrong.

You had to be there.

It was a beautiful moment in time.

B-> !A != !B -> A

Edit: Don’t post logic equations tired, folks.

Not everybody.

All of the worst people you know of or can imagine are doing GREAT.

“the admin” is a funny way of spelling “the country”

This is the best shitpost I’ve ever seen.

“Nobody offered me a high paying private gig. That’s the way it’s supposed to work.”

They’re not sending their best.

Pretty sure this is already a pornhub tag

“The hole is in the right wall.”

What a funny coincidence… Both of my middle fingers unanimously voted to condemn Congress in all its forms.

Old and busted:

Running your badly written bullshit on a bundled Chromium instance.

New hotness:

Running your badly written bullshit on a bundled office suite.

Future:

Running your badly written bullshit on an office suite running through Wasm on a Chromium instance inside of a virtual machine.

Whatever it takes to not have to make developers have to learn to write code again.

We are witnessing the defunding of the Library of Alexandria.

Bold to assume there’ll still be jobs and not just fighting over gig work in the unemployment prisons.

Now THIS?

This is the kind of energy we need in 2026.