Not a scientist, but I think the BFD is that it’s 30k years old from a completely extinct branch of animals (unlike mammoths which are closely related to modern elephants) and the thing they found was a frozen tundra mummy not a fossil so it has soft tissue and stuff unlike other extinct animals we typically observe via fossils like dinosaurs

Terrarium, not a petri dish

I thought that for a minute too but I figured the way where trump gets paid is more likely

Nah just has the one eye

He’s going to acquire truth social and merge it in. I would put doge coin on it, but not actual money

A garage

Thanks Satan

Ben and Jerry’s shuts down: says america no longer deserves ice cream.

Mastodon

Yeah it really shouldn’t take actual fascism to get people off predatory social media but here we are

She should mail the clot to her state senator

We were teenagers under dubya and the iraq war. Depending on how much the country swings into actual fascism this time, gen alpha might wind up standing for general anarchism

I really wish they’d stop putting me on blast like that

A colleague who used to work the late shift with me, and who I now realize was probably an anarchist told me to check out David Graeber’s essay on Bullshit Jobs, which I found to be pretty radicalizing. There’s also a book on the topic by Graeber if you want a longer version with more examples.

Game of thrones hahahahahahaha at this point I’ll just wait for George to finish

I’m going to be real it’s 50/50 for me and I’m half as old as that dude

No fuckin way he can bend like that

Wtf is maxipad even making that I would care to allocate bandwidth to?

Yeah they seem to keep getting dumber too, which is a silver lining of sorts

That’s not true. He could do something cool like declassify a bunch of trump era shit but he won’t because it would make America look like the clown orgy it is.